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Kendra Wilkinson leaves for honeymoon
Newlyweds Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Basket were spotted at LAX Sunday as they prepared to fly to St. Lucia for their honeymoon. I love how Kendra's shirt reads "High Maintenance Bride." Because what's more attractive then a woman who... ...read full
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Diddy flips out during Michael Jackson tribute party
Sean "Diddy" Combs flipped the fuck out Saturday night when guests at a Michael Jackson tribute party dared to celebrate the King of Pop's death by, gasp!, enjoying his music. What a bunch of dicks. NY Daily News reports:... ...read full story
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Michael Jackson autopsy details are a fake
Details from Michael Jackson's autopsy that appeared in The Sun are reportedly fake, according to TMZ. However, keep in mind this is like the National Enquirer calling Us Weekly a liar. Or vice versa. That said, the supposedly fake... ...read full story
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Britney Spears wearing wigs again. Not good.
Apparently wearing a bra is all it took to make Britney Spears feel like a caged beast and activate her crazy switch. Here she is on Sunday wearing a wig, messing with the paps and still sporting a ring... ...read full
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Sacha Baron Cohen Understands the Promotional Power of Tanks
Despite the fact he purposefully wants the promotional appearances of Bruno to be as flamingly homosexual as possible, even Sacha Baron Cohen can't escape the greatest persuasive tool known to man: The tank. To put things in perspective, I'd... ...read full
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Lindsay Lohan's Swimsuit Party
Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday at the Wet Republic pool in Vegas yesterday, and does anyone else find it hilarious they actually bothered to make her a cake? Surprisingly, she ate it which means she's a fatty now... ...read full
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Britney Spears wearing an engagement ring?
Here's Britney Spears wearing what appears to be an engagement ring while walking around LA yesterday. So someone explain to me how a person who's been declared mentally unsound by the state can get engaged? Isn't that kind of... ...read full
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Britney Spears wearing an engagement ring
Here's Britney Spears wearing what appears to be an engagement ring while walking around LA yesterday. So someone explain to me how a person who's been declared mentally unsound by the state can get engaged? Isn't that kind of... ...read full
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Billy Mays dies at 50
TV pitchman Billy Mays was found dead in his Philadelphia home this morning. Early reports are saying he suffered a head injury during a flight landing yesterday which the FAA is saying was his fault for not wearing a... ...read full story
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Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett wed at Playboy Mansion
Former Playmate Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles were married Saturday at the Playboy Mansion and, wow, nothing like having a wedding at the same place your future wife played with an old man's balls for... ...read full
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Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian in bikinis
Here are behind-the-scene photos of Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian shooting the promo for their upcoming reality show Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. Because only in America can you build a career out of falling out of the same vagina... ...read full
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Britney Spears wears a bra and other Michael Jackson-less news items
- Nick Lachey dumped Vanessa Minillo because she's a gold-digger. Wait. Nick Lachey has money? [Celebslam] - Anne Hathaway has to look damn fine to C-3PO. [Lainey Gossip] - Madonna's new Louis Vuitton ad looks just like her. If... ...read full
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Debbie Rowe could gain custody of Michael Jackson's kids
Michael Jackson's ex-wife Debbie Rowe, who is the biological mother of Prince Michael and Paris, can take custody of the children if she so chooses, according to her attorney. People reports: Prince Michael, Paris and Jackson's third child, Blanket, ...read full story
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Perez Hilton's money refused by Matthew Shepard Foundation
When Perez Hilton filed a $25,000 lawsuit against Black Eyed Peas' manager Polo Molina, he announced he'd be donating the proceeds to the Matthew Shepard Foundation. Turns out that not only was the foundation never informed of such a... ...read full story
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Michael Jackson's cause of death found
Drug overdose, huh? Then how do you explain this?! Dun dun DUNNNN! Photo: Twitter... ...read full story
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Megan Fox has nothing to do with Michael Jackson
With Michael Jackson's death consuming all forms of life (I heard reports they announced his death on The Weather Channel. The Weather Channel.), I find it to be my journalistic duty to focus on more dire issues occurring in... ...read full
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Madonna's publicist thinks I'm an idiot
Like most celebrities in the past 18 hours, Madonna issued a statement to People expressing her grief over the death of Michael Jackson: "I can't stop crying over the sad news. I have always admired Michael Jackson. The world... ...read full
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Michael Jackson's death sort of like if Anna Nicole and Heath Ledger put their drugs in one big pile
An autopsy on Michael Jackson's body will be performed today, and early reports from his family and friends are indicating the King of Pop had a drug problem not unlike Anna Nicole Smith. He was taking large amounts of... ...read full story
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Josh Duhamel wishes he punched Perez Hilton
Josh Duhamel stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and, since he's married to Fergie, the conversation obviously turned towards Sunday's incident involving Perez Hilton and the Black Eyed Peas: On the situation in general: "I try not to... ...read full
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Jeff Goldblum is NOT DEAD. Also, other stuff.
- Dane Cook and other opportunists glom onto Michael Jackson's death. [Just Jared] - LeAnn Rimes vagina apparently has magical powers and lands Eddie Cibrian a role on CSI: Miami. [Lainey Gossip] - Paris Hilton's hotel room in Dubai... ...read full story
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