The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
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UPDATE: Kat Von D sans tattoos
Considering some of you would rather stab yourself in the eye than look at Megan Fox's tattoos because you're 90 and/or love men, I figured I'd post this pic of an ink-free Kat Von D demonstrating her new tattoo... ...read full
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Kristin Cavallari still wearing bikinis
Somehow I missed these shots of Kristin Cavallari filming an episode of The Hills over the weekend, and it seems like all her character does is wear a bikini which instantly makes her light years beyond Lauren Conrad. Okay,... ...read full
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Kat Von D sans tattoos
Considering some of you would rather stab yourself in the eye than look at Megan Fox's tattoos because you're 90 and/or love men, I figured I'd post this pic of an ink-free Kat Von D demonstrating her new tattoo... ...read full story
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Mila Kunis hates talking about Ashton Kutcher
Seen here in the September issue of Details, Mila Kunis is apparently the world's sexiest geek who also hates talking about Ashton Kutcher. -- I want you: Video games. Greasy tacos. Wisecracks about scoring government-sanctioned weed. Meeting Mila K ...read full story
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Kate Hudson's uterus demands A-Rod babies
Sensing her biological clock ticking, Kate Hudson wants to have a baby with Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez ASAP, according to In Touch: The actress has a son -- Ryder, 5 -- with ex-husband Chris Robinson, but a friend of hers... ...read full
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Milla Jovovich poses for Maxim
Proving that women should never be looked at in daylight without layers of make-up and digital editing, here's Milla Jovovich posing for the September issue of Maxim. Okay, that was the good news. Now for the depressing stuff: The... ...read full
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Jon Gosselin wants a Porsche now
Because an ATV surprisingly isn't attracting the caliber of women he's accustomed to, Jon Gosselin went shopping for a Porsche in New York yesterday. And also one for Hailey Glassman for all the sex because she's his "soul mate."... ...read full
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Britney Spears' parenting skills are exactly what you'd think
Seen here yesterday in her braless, side boob splendor (Why did I use that word?), Britney Spears took her kids to a free swag event where they adorably swore like pirates, according to NY Daily News: While the singer... ...read full
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Kelly Clarkson airbrushed so she'll 'look her best'
Self magazine is under fire for its blatant airbrushing of Kelly Clarkson on the cover of the September issue. But editor-in-chief Lucy Danziger defended the magazine against critics and stands by the cover. People reports: "Yes. Of course we... ...read full story
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Christina Ricci has been working out
The recently unengaged Christina Ricci showed up looking smoking hot to the premiere of Inglourious Basterds last night, and I'm seriously digging those midget curves. If I had a pair of tweezers and a steady hand, I'd undress her... ...read full
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Layla Kayleigh poses for PETA and other news
- Larry King needs to admit he's in an abusive relationship. Or is a pirate. Either one. [Celebslam] - Jennifer Hudson gave birth to a baby boy. [PopEater] - Kate Hudson is A-Rod's personal cheerleader whose vagina isn't a... ...read full story
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Channing Tatum's male stripper past (VIDEO)
Apparently Channing Tatum (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) started his career as a male stripper in Florida back in 1999, according to Us Magazine: Then 18, the star -- who performed under the alias "Chan Crawford" -- approached... ...read full
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Eddie Cibrian is a fish. Or something.
Eddie Cibrian is having a hard time after his wife publicly left him over allegations he had an affair with LeAnn Rimes. People reports: Now, Cibrian, 36, who was seen spending time with Rimes, 26, last month, is speaking... ...read full story
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Megan Fox's Elle photo shoot outakes
These are outtakes from Megan Fox's cover shoot for the June 2009 issue of Elle. I've honestly never read a single copy of Elle, but I'm pretty sure the right editorial move would've been to use nothing but these... ...read full
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Sophie Monk dating Russell Simmons?
When I see a young model like Sophie Monk dating a rich, older man like Russell Simmons, it makes me realize I spend way too much time talking to women and not enough time hurling dollar bills in their... ...read full
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Jessica Simpson doesn't even realize
Jessica Simpson arrived in Japan over the weekend just in time for a massive earthquake. From her Twitter: thought i was hallucinating durning a 6.6 earthquake in japan. i have never felt anything like this in my life. laying... ...read full
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Paris Hilton in a bikini - with Doug Reinhardt
Here's Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt rekindling their love in Bora Bora yesterday, and can someone explain to me why the hell's there's a hole in Paris' leg? Wait. Of course! It makes perfect sense: A backup vagina. So... ...read full
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Brangelina wishes to be seen now
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie graced the mortal world with their combined presence last night at the Hollywood premiere of Inglorious Basterds. Now there's a happy couple who undoubtedly spent their evening making passionate love - while stealing mul ...read full
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Kate Major milks her 15 minutes while Jon Gosselin silenced by TLC
Jon Gosselin's alleged other woman Kate Major stopped by E! News last night where she still claims she was romantically involved with the reality star father of eight and that he was going to ditch his coke mule girlfriend... ...read full story
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Kim Kardsashian is blonde and other news
- Kathy Griffin brought Levi Johnston as her date to the Teen Choice Awards. Was this an object lesson for the kids about cougars' old age making them infertile so you don't even have to bother with a condom?... ...read full
The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
