The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
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Paris Hilton doesn't have time for heartache, or decorum
Paris Hilton isn't taking her split with Benji Madden late last week sitting down. In fact, she celebrated the break-up by prancing around dressed as some kind of slutty meter maid for the opening of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge at the Viper Room in L.A. on Sunday night. Good for you, Paris; after bein ...
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Jamie Spears will conservatate your ass off
Jamie Spears has apparently had enough of Britney's yapping and dished out "The Muzzle" this afternoon while plowing through a crowd at LAX. Am I the only one who stood up and clapped? Anyone But, dad, if I say there's a bomb in my hat they'll move. JAMIE: Jesus Christ! *THE MUZZLE* BRITNEY: Hrmrm ...
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Heather Locklear & Richie Sambora: Best. Thanksgiving. Ever?
With Thanksgiving in a few days, one can't help but focus on the things that really matter in life. Like gathering a volatile collection of relatives under the same roof and watching the crazy explode like an overcooked burrito in the microwave. People reports: Heather Locklear and ex-husband Ric ...
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Britney Spears hates the awesome job her dad is doing
As evidenced by her upcoming documentary, Britney Spears isn't digging the insanely miraculous job her father Jamie has done of getting her shit in order. Sure, maybe her career's back on track and she can see her kids, but he won't let her see Adnan. Yup, that's right: ADNAN GHALIB the boner-pill t ...
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Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt eloped
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt reportedly eloped in Cabo San Lucas on Thursday November 20. The two exchanged vows, and Spencer, keeping true to his deep spiritual connection with Heidi, bartered his with Perez Hilton for some free publicity: Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew m ...
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Rihanna is pointy
Winning two American Music Awards for Best Pop/Rock Female Artist and Best Soul/R&B Female Artist: that's nothin'. Bringing back the Evil Shredder look: Priceless. Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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Miley Cyrus apparently does office parties now
Great news, folks. Ever wanted to rent Miley Cyrus for your office Christmas party but thought she'd be too classy to show up? Well, Feliz Navidad, motherfuckers! Dreams do come true. The Houston Chronicle reports: Tweendoms reigning queen is the star performer at the Lanier Law Firms Christma ...
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The Superficial Wants to Botox You in the Face
With the holiday season rapidly approaching, nobody cares more about you looking awesome than The Superficial. No, really, that's science. Which is why we're offering you a chance to win $500 towards Botox treatment at a physician near you. (And, sorry, Sharon Stone, you can't use it on your son's f ...
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Madonna is the new shriveled-up, white Oprah
Pulling a page directly out of Oprah's book then Xeroxing it, Madonna wants to build a girls school in Malawi, Africa. She recently announced her intentions on the website of her non-profit organization Raising Malawi. FOX News reports: Of course, Oprahs school is not connected to any kind of re ...
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Travis Barker on lawsuit: 'If something goes wrong... you should be compensated.'
Travis Barker spoke out last night about the lawsuit he filed against the owners and makers of the Learjet that he barely escaped from when it crashed in September. E! News reports: "I wouldn't have been in the state I was in if I wasn't in the crash," said Barker, who spoke Sunday while at the M ...
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Crystal Rock Audigier is Paris Hilton in waiting
Last night fashion designer Christian Audigier threw his daughter Crystal Rock a 16th birthday party in Hollywood that makes every single episode of My Super Sweet 16 look like it was filmed at Chuck E. Cheese. Take a look at what he sprung for: 1. Two cars delivered by Paris and Nicky Hilton. Wh ...
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Megan Fox endorses incest
Megan Fox recently attended the GQ Men of the Year Awards where she drank herself stupid and revealed she has a disturbing thing for High School Musical's Zac Efron, according to Page Six: The stunning Fox drank enough to confess to a Page Six operative that teen idol Zac Efron was her crush, sta ...
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Amy Winehouse to divorce: 'It's over.' 'Only together for the sex.'
Amy Winehouse, presumably in exchange for a wheelbarrow full of crack, has revealed to News of the World that her marriage to Blake-Fielder Civil is over. He's leaving her for German model Sophie Schandorff which is a significant improvement on his part. Then again the same thing could be said about ...
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Kim Kardashian & Robert Shapiro invest that sweet O.J. money
Kim Kardashian and Robert Shapiro debuted their online shoe service Shoe Dazzle at the Rohn Padmore Red Carpet Suite this weekend. Because nothing sells women's footwear like the guy who helped O.J. beat a murder rap. I'm guessing after every 10th purchase you're allowed to stab somebody, and Bob Sh ...
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Jean-Claude Van Damme probably shouldn't be allowed near women
Poor Sarah Ball over at Newsweek got stuck with the assignment to call Jean-Claude Van Damme and discuss his latest movie J.C.V.D. I say "poor" because what Sarah's editors neglected to tell her is the man's flipping Froot Loops and has a penchant for horribly-veiled innuendos. Just read: There's ...
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Nicollette Sheridan & David Spade: Why not?
Middle-aged? Recently dumped by your respectable-looking musician boyfriend/husband? Don't worry. David Spade's gonna make everything alright. OK! Magazine reports: The Desperate Housewives star was celebrating her 45th birthday at new L.A. hot spot Luau in Beverly Hills the same place they wer ...
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Linda Hogan wants Hulk to pay her boyfriend's tuition
When Old Lady McGrossBoobs isn't pretending to be Paris Hilton, she spends her free time trying to sue Hulk Hogan into paying for shit. She currently rakes in $40 grand a month in spousal support, but how can she send her boytoy Charley to sea school on such paltry funds? I mean, Christ, where's the ...
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Jessica Simpson loves baby nephew Brooklyn Mogwai (Close enough)
Jessica Simpson took time off from eating bread crumbs down by the lake to let the world know how adorable her new nephew Bronx Mowgli Wentz is. According to People: "Bronx is beyond precious. I'm over the moon with joy," the singer said Friday. "Life is a beautiful miracle. Ashlee and Pete are h ...
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Travis Barker suing over plane crash
Travis Barker is filing a negligence lawsuit against the owners and makers of the Learjet that left four people dead and the former Blink 182 drummer, along with DJ AM, severely burnt. According to recordings released by the Federal Aviation Administration this week, the plane had hit a speed of 153 ...
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Britney Spears' impersonation of her dad yields a shocking truth
Like the strange warts you got from the strip club restroom, clips of Britney Spears' new documentary Britney: For the Record continue to show up online. The latest features Britney doing an impersonation of her father/conservator Jamie Spears talking on the phone (via Us Magazine): "This is my d ...
The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
