The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
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Justin Timberlake is a biker and other news
- Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner in the full New Moon trailer. [PopEater[ - Robert Downey Jr. in track pants carrying a man purse. I have no fucking clue. [Lainey Gossip] - Audrina Patridge and her wonky breasts get... ...read full
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Megan Fox should do things to or near me
Here's Megan Fox walking into the Hotel Casa del Mar last night wearing a form-fitting dress, and she kind of reminds me of a young Jennifer Connelly who probably just cried after reading those words. Crying's not going to... ...read full
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Jon Gosselin: Kate tried to 'cry it up' for the cops
Because this situation hasn't gotten ugly enough already, Jon Gosselin decided to fill the paparazzi in on what went down last night when Kate called the police at their Reading home. Us Magazine reports: "She tried to come home... ...read full story
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Ashton Kutcher Wants YOU to See His Spread
Ashton Kutcher's new movie Spread opens today, and it involves women. In bikinis. Yet somehow it's not a biopic about the life of me. How does that even happen? Spread in Theaters August 14th. - ADVERTISEMENT - Photos: Getty... ...read full story
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Michael Phelps in three car accident
Michael Phelps was involved in a car accident late last night, according to the Baltimore Sun: The accident Thursday night that involved Olympic swimming star Michael Phelps was caused when the female driver of a Honda Accord sped through... ...read full story
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Heidi Montag in Playboy
Because everyone knows Christ loves him some tasteful porn, here's Heidi Montag posing for the September issue of Playboy. I pretty much feel like I'm reading the Bible right now. Mostly because I don't believe any of this is... ...read full
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UPDATE: Jon & Kate Plus the Cops
Seen here this morning after the fracas, things have gotten ugly in the Jon and Kate Gosselin divorce. The police were called to their home in Reading, Pa. last night after Kate showed up and demanded access to the... ...read full
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Sienna Miller in a bikini
Here's Sienna Miller (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) in Ibiza yesterday most likely celebrating the fact she was actually in a movie people wanted to see for once. Well, at least for the first weekend until word gets... ...read full
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Jon & Kate Plus the Cops
Seen here this morning after the fracas, things have gotten ugly in the Jon and Kate Gosselin divorce. The police were called to their home in Reading, Pa. last night after Kate showed up and demanded access to the... ...read full
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Elle Macpherson's still got it and other news
- Victoria Beckham goes overkill on the bronzer for her first day on American Idol. Even George Hamilton went "Are you kidding me?" then instructed his wife to tan him with a flamethrower. True story. [Lainey Gossip] - Brad... ...read full
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Kourtney Kardashian 'forgot' to take her pill
Seen here in New York today with The Wookie Queen, Kourtney Kardashian revealed to Ryan Seacrest that her pregnancy was the result of her forgetting to take her pill. Tee hee! Us Magazine reports: Getting pregnant with Scott Disick... ...read full
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Lady GaGa wants to 'turn the world gay'
Lady GaGa poses nude in a homage to 50s monster movies for the September issue of OUT where she reveals her diabolical plan to make us all gay: "I very much want to inject gay culture into the mainstream,"... ...read full
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Les Paul dies at 94
Les Paul, legendary inventor of the electric guitar, died this morning of pneumonia. He was 94. The AP reports: According to Gibson Guitar, Paul died at White Plains Hospital. His family and friends were by his side. As an... ...read full
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Bar Refaeli in a bikini
A crew member on the set of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition posted the above behind-the-scene photos of Bar Refaeli on Twitter late last night which proves a long-held theory of mine: Jesus works for SI - but... ...read full
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Kim Kardashian has babies on the brain
With sister Kourtney knocked up, it's only inevitable that Kim Kardashian now wants her own mammoth assed brood, according to Life & Style: Kim hinted as to who the father may be by bringing Kourtney's on-again, off-again boyfriend, Scott... ...read full
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Lindsay Lohan on the set of Machete
Here's a slightly less Gollum-y looking Lindsay Lohan on the set of Machete in Texas yesterday, and I don't know what I'm more surprised by: That Lindsay actually found work, or that she's wearing a nude bra which means... ...read full
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Regis to Kate Gosselin: 'You'll get back with Jon'
While taping today's show, Regis Philbin asked Kate Gosselin if she'd ever get back with Jon and then went on to say "Eh, you kids'll get back together." NY Daily News reports: Insiders say that the interview, which airs... ...read full
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Regis Philbin to Kate Gosselin: 'You'll get back with Jon'
While taping today's show, Regis Philbin asked Kate Gosselin if she'd ever get back with Jon and then went on to say "Eh, you kids'll get back together." NY Daily News reports: Insiders say that the interview, which airs... ...read full
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Gary Coleman must be broke as shit and other news
- Chris Brown is truly suffering for beating the shit out of Rihanna. I mean, he went to the club last night without an entourage. I thought we were done torturing as a nation? [Got your back, Lainey.] -... ...read full story
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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant
Leave it to a Kardashian sister to get knocked up just in time for the premiere of her reality show. Kourtney has confirmed to E!'s Mark Malkin she's with child, and while she won't reveal who the father is,... ...read full
The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
