The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
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Britney Spears is in a bikini. I don't believe it.
For the third day in a row, Britney Spears slapped on a bikini yesterday and hit up the pool at the Ritz Carlton hotel which is, of course, encased by the paparazzi. So what's going on here? Did she... ...read full
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Lindsay Lohan's dad totally wants her
Seen here for no logical reason whatsoever at the New York premiere of Inglourious Basterds, Lindsay Lohan's dad was apparently all over her freckled shit this weekend at a charity event. Page Six reports: While she was trying to... ...read full
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Eric Dane didn't have a threesome, he just filmed naked chicks (Now with video)
For those of you who haven't heard, Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane and wife Rebecca Gayheart apparently have a sex tape floating around that has a third party former Celebrity Rehab star Kari Ann Peniche. Except according to TMZ,... ...read full
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Robin Wright Penn files for divorce. C'mon!
Less than two months after Sean Penn dismissed his petition for divorce (For the second time.), Robin Wright Penn apparently has filed for divorce and this time she's not dicking around. Maybe. I think. Don't quote me on that.... ...read full story
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Madonna vs. The Sun: The Battle Continues...
Here's Madonna in Portofino, Italy celebrating her 51st birthday and, yes, she's wearing a jersey with her own name on it. Because a woman who parades around on stage in fishnets can't wear a bathing suit, she has to... ...read full
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Hailey Glassman: 'TLC is The Lying Channel'
Since appearing in France with Jon Gosselin two weeks after Kate filed for divorce, Hailey Glassman says she's been the "sacrificial lamb" in this whole debacle. But in an interview with E! News she sets the record straight on... ...read full story
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Eric Dane didn't have a threesome, he just filmed naked chicks
For those of you who haven't heard, Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane and wife Rebecca Gayheart apparently have a sex tape floating around that has a third party former Celebrity Rehab star Kari Ann Peniche. Except according to TMZ,... ...read full
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Tyra Banks joins a flash mob and other news
- Jesus Luz earns his paycheck at Madonna's 51st birthday dinner. [Splash News] - Jessica Simpson is NOT replacing Paula Abdul. Is it because she can't read? That's discrimination! [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow used to be in on the... ...read full
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Katy Perry prayed for giant breasts as a child
Realizing Christianity could be used for a higher purpose than telling people Jesus' best friend was a dinosaur, Katy Perry used to pray as a little girl that God would give her insanely ridiculous breasts. I'm talking freaking huge... ...read full
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Shia LaBeouf is an empty shell of a man
A sad, sober Shia LaBeouf stopped by Madame Royal in Hollywood recently where he sincerely ordered a root beer at the bar. A root beer. I need a Xanax just typing that. E! News reports: LaBeouf, dressed super casual... ...read full
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Paris Hilton allowed near aquatic life
Here's Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt continuing their vacation in Bora Bora over the weekend, and someone thought it'd be a great idea to let Paris swim with stingrays which raises two important questions: 1. Who's afraid of getting... ...read full
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Jessica Simpson to replace Paula on Idol?
Because there's nothing America loves more than a sloppy drunk judging its potential pop superstars, Page Six reports Jessica Simpson is being floated as a candidate to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol. I can actually see this working... ...read full story
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart are going public
Seen here at a Kings of Leon concert in Vancouver Saturday night, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are apparently done hiding their relationship, according to Us Weekly: "They've decided to be more public about going out now," an insider... ...read full story
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Britney Spears won't stop wearing bikinis
Because the crazy's slowly bubbling to the surface, Britney Spears spent another day at the paparazzi-laden Ritz Carlton pool yesterday and even brought her kids. Although, to her credit, she didn't tie them together with shoelaces and use them... ...read full
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Michael Phelps had 'a beer' before crash
Michael Phelps had "a beer" about an hour before crashing into another car in Baltimore on Thursday. People reports: Investigators found that the Accord's driver, Amanda E. Virkus, was at fault for the crash. She will be cited for... ...read full story
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Kourtney & Khloe Claim a Florida Town
Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are moving out from under Kim's shadow and taking over Miami in their own reality show. I wonder if one of them will reunite with an estranged boyfriend and get pregnant... Nah. Kourtney & Khloe... ...read full story
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Jon & Kate Gosselin play nice together - for now
Less than 48 hours after getting ejected from the property by the cops, Kate Gosselin made nice with Jon for the sake of the money the kids the money. The two of them were cordial while Kate arrived for... ...read full
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Tom Cruise's family looks thrilled to see him
Tom Cruise flew to Sydney to spend some time with Katie Holmes and Suri yesterday, and listen, I'm no body language expert, but I do know the look of woman who'd rather die than see my penis. I mean,... ...read full
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Spencer Pratt's machine gun birthday cake
Dear NRA Enthusiasts, Meet your new poster child. He's all yours. - The Superficial (Thanks to Jonah Ray who's packing an arsenal - of love. Ladies?) Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News... ...read full
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Justin Timberlake is a biker now and other news
- Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner in the full New Moon trailer. [PopEater[ - Robert Downey Jr. in track pants carrying a man purse. I have no fucking clue. [Lainey Gossip] - Audrina Patridge and her wonky breasts get... ...read full
The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
