Fantoo Girls - Where The Girls Talk Sports
Two girls who'd rather watch a game than read a romance novel take you along as they discuss the world of sports. The Girls disect everything from the NFL to NASCAR and leave no sport or athlete safe from their unique analysis. From the Rookie Look of the Week to the Fan-Tutor Tip of the Day you will have all you need to impress the gang on game day. Closing with IT HAS TO BE SAID (hey, the girls gotta spew) they get something off their chests and onto yours - a little reflection on life if you will. Listen in...
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Episode 147 - Dead Pigeons, Fired Coaches and Human Changes with The Girls!
Today The Girls are coming to you live from Recession Central where the NFL has decided to cut costs and nix the annual free trip to Hawaii beginning in 2010. First they have the pro bowl voting occur before the regular season shifts into high gear, negating all the performances that delight us in …
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Episode 146 - Tomb Stones, Bowl-ed Over and All My Children on the NFC Network with The Girls!
Today The Girls are coming to you live from a place where many are dead...the sporting graveyard. We meander amongst the tomb stones that honor those who have passed. Some on time, some before their time. Will the Arena Football League come back? Will they wait till the NFL gets exposed and take …
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Episode 145 - Pro Bowl What?, Corruption Who?, And NFL Fining Out The Wazoo with The Girls!
Today The Girls are coming to you live from the furiously active voting center for the NFL Pro Bowl. Oh, you didn't know there was another election needing your attention? Don't fret. The Pro Bowl is meaningless and dangerous, so The Girls request a banquet. A simple little soiree that doesn't h …
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Episode 144 - Sweat Pants, Sloppy Seconds and Suite Rip-offs with The Girls!
Today The Girls are coming to you live from...HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 4 - NHL Edition! Brought to you courtesy of that Renaissance Man himself, Sean Avery. He's an agitator, skate-dancer, fashionista and now a linguist beyond reproach. You may not like his choice of words, but if you like the NHL the …
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Episode 143 - Viagra, John Daly and 3D NFL...NEED WE SAY MORE?...with The Girls!
Today The Girls are coming to you live from that hot new club, VIVA! Viagra, where athletes needing to compete above sea level do so with a little help from the little blue pill. Or so leagues think, which is why they have decided to conduct a RIGOROUS study of the affects of Viagra on...wait for i …
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Episode 142 - What Rules?, Insider Trading and The Jets Win the Super Bowl with The Girls!
Today The Girls are coming to you live from the Land of Confusion, otherwise known as the NFL! Where else could a score that is admittedly erroneous be entered into the history books and a veteran quarterback not know the rules of the game he is paid over 100 million dollars to play? Seriously, we …
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Episode 141 - Change, Champagne and an NFL Fine-A-Thon Campaign With The Girls!
Today The Girls are coming to you live from the Land of Change. Borrowing from the wildly popular and successful theme of the victorious presidential campaign, we see change abrew as the economy and the world of sports collide. Yet, with business deals slipping through team owners fingers like sand …
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Episode 140 - Celebrating and More Celebrating
Today the Girls are still nursing hangovers due to the non-stop celebrating they have done since the Phils won the World Series... The World #!@*$# Series!!! Robin has been watching the Chase Utley speech on a never ending loop since Friday. Carol is still standing on Broad Street in her jersey poun …
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Episode 139 - Historic Rain Delays, Excellent Adventures and Pops Oden Goes Down with The Girls!
Today The Girls are coming to you live from Uncle Bud's Excellent Adventure where storms send him fleeing to his home (Or is it the Philadelphia fans?), drink in hand, along with a freshly printed copy of the Major League Baseball Rules, to ride out the unprecedented World Series suspension. Cuz th …
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Episode 138 - Cowbells, Tackling Refs and World Series Predictions with The Girls!
Today The Girls are coming to you live from inside the mind of Wilbur Hackett, where he apparently experiences flashbacks when facing down quarterbacks just trying to do their job. Inadvertent? Not so much. He lowers his shoulder and levels South Carolina quarterback Stephen Garcia. That's got to …
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Episode 137 - Naming Rights, Tuck Rules and Mandussa with The Girls!
Today The Girls are coming to you live from that trippy world where grown men do unexplainable things...we think it's called Earth. Chalk one up for Eric Mangini who really honored the family tree with the birth of his son Zach Brett. As women, we want to go on record to state that we would duct t …
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Episode 136 - Guilty Verdicts, Early Exits and Wildcat Offense with The Girls!
Today The Girls are coming to you live from deep within the ivy at Wrigley Field, surrounded by balls from years past that cannot understand how the Cubs got swept after such a successful season. To which we say, they Mavericked! And we also want to point out that John McCain and Sarah Palin are r …
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Episode 135 - Champagne, Pleather and Ground Rules with The Girls!
Today The Girls are coming to you live from Celebration Central, where we've wrapped the elaborate recording studio in plastic in anticipation of our nomination for the best sports podcast award! It's like our version of getting into the post season. The celebration that culminates after securing …
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Episode 134 - Twinkle Toes, Gadget Plays and Fatal Flaws with The Girls!
Today The Fantoo Girls are coming to you live from The Warren Sapp Experience, which is what 'Dancing with the Stars' USED to be called. He will steal the spotlight, and some food for sure, from the rest of the contestants. If he could spare a side of beef for Susan Lucci we'd appreciate it, becau …
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Episode 133 - Blowing Whistles, Blowing Touchdowns and Blowing Through Cash with The Girls!
Today The Fantoo Girls are coming to you live from the porch swing on the very expensive porch of the very expensive new house that YOU built! So, as is prone to happen some of the time, the Yankees organization gets exposed for screwing you. Is it not enough that they are willing to tear down the …
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Episode 132 - The AFC is Mortal, Brady's Wounded, and The Rays are Hanging by a One-Pound Test Line …
Today The Girls are coming to you live from...the COMEBACK TRAIL! Cher's done it, Babs has done it, even Brett did it, so why can't Lance? As fans of the Tour de France (even in light of all the shameless doping to this day) we are excited to see what Lance can do after a little hiatus. So far, s …
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Episode 131 - College Days, Aerial Adventures and Quarterback Love with The Girls!
Today The Girls are coming to you live from the campaign headquarters of an election that aims to go down in history. And it all begins with a View-finder. Chase Daniel, like McCain and Obama, is gunning for the trophy by spending to get face time. Whatever happened to just letting actions speak …
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Episode 130 - Cryobanks, Itches, and Ping Pong with The Girls !
Today The Girls, one half played by Ron, the infamous mythical husband of Carol, are coming to you live from California Cryobank, where to-be parents are hand picking athletic sperm to create the next Tom Brady. Yea, cuz that works. Once the child is shoved head first into a helmet the rebellio …
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Episode 129 - Swim Dancing, Shuttlecocks, and Manphibian with The Girls!
Today The Girls are coming to you live from the aqua-lair that is home to Manphibian! Part man, part phibian, part precious metal, and gold medal parter-of-water, Michael Phelps is Manphibian. Phelps gets gold eight times over and turns a whole country back onto swimming. But will it carry ove …
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Episode 128 - Burned Bridges, Cracked Skulls and INsane Surveillance with The Girls!
Today The Girls are bringing you this award-winning Fantoo Girls sports podcast live from the abyss between Brett Favre's reality and the reality of the Green Bay Packers. Never has a member of the NFL resembled a Bridezilla (selfish, emotional, indecisive, demanding, petulant, oh, we could go o …

