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Jessica Alba's red dress is stupid. (PopSugar) Miranda Kerr's red dress is sexy. (Popoholic) Kristen Stewart is Joan Jett. (DListed) Alanis Morrisette got a new tatoo. (Pink is the New Blog) Paris Hilton is completely orange. (Celebslam) K-Fed talks about...
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Elisha Cuthbert is "Sloppy Seconds"
Elisha Cuthbert's ex-boyfriend, Sean Avery of the Dallas Stars hockey team has been suspended indefinitely after calling Elisha Cuthert his "sloppy seconds," reports the Toronto Sun. But to be fair, Elisha is currently dating her THIRD NHL player boyfriend,...
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Adriana Lima Has Been Enhanced
Here's Adriana Lima in some new ads for Victoria's Secret, and while Adriana Lima is ridiculously hot, she's not THAT hot. I mean, she is THAT hot, in the sense that if you ever met her in person your...
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Britney Spears' Cleavage is Confusing (and Near a Nipple Slip)
Okay, so for the record, I still hate Britney Spears, and think all this craziness surrounding her new album, which will suck just as bad as her last album, is retarded. Just like her. That being said, WTF is...
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Yum
Ashley Greene is pretty. (Thighs Wide Shut) Angelina Jolie makes a porno? (CollegeHumor) Lindsay Lohan got kicked off Facebook. (DListed) Heidi and Spencer are back from their fake honeymoon, and aren't wearing their wedding rings. (Pink is the New Blog)...
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Jessica Alba's Boobs Sell Booze
Jessica Alba is picking up the Campari mantle from Eva Mendes, and shows off her curves to sell some drinks. And good for her, because I can't remember the last good movie Alba was in. No, it's far better...
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Shalom Harlow Nude in Purple Magazine
Purple magazine has this feature where they get famous people, actresses, and models, to pose nude. This time we have 90s Supermodel Shalom Harlow nude. Previously we had Supermodel Angela Lindvall nude and actress Chloe Sevigny Nude. My favourite...
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Geri Halliwell Goes Commando, Flashes Ass at Children's Award Show
Oops! Looks like Geri Halliwell showed a bit too much ass at the 13th Annual British Academy Children's Awards last night. I'm not sure who wears a see-through dress to an award show for kids, but not only did...
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People Still Like Her?
Kirsten Dunst is being stalked. Sure. (Socialite Life) Mary-Kate Olsen can't be pregnant because everyone knows trolls lay eggs, or birth their young from sacs on their backs, or something like that. (DListed) Lindsay Lohan denies breaking up with Samantha...
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Nikolina Pisek Topless Cellphone Pictures Leaked
Like you, I had never heard of Croatian TV presenter, Nikolina Pisek, before today. But that was before these Nikolina Pisek topless cellphone pictures leaked onto the Internet. Sure, calling her a celebrity is a bit of stretch, unless...
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Abbey Clancy Heats Up Germany, Via FHM
When it comes to super-hot British babes, there's Keeley Hazell, Vikki Blows, and Abbey Clancy. And I'm not sure who's the hottest. Okay, Keeley's the hottest, but Top 3 ain't bad, and as these crazy hot Abbey Clancy bikini...
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Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures Start the Week Off
Ugh. It's another Monday morning, and that means another five days of work. And that's why you're reading Egotastic! instead of actually doing any work. Because why actually get anything done when you can be looking at some hot...
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Lydia Hearst Nude in Self Service Magazine
Self Service magazine is one of those mags that basically just publishes photos of naked models and calls it "High Fashion Photography." Whatever they call it, I'm cool with it. Especially when they have photos like these Lydia Heart...
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Beyonce Does Her Stupid Dance in GQ Germany
Beyonce Knowles is all over the place these day doing this stupid new dance that makes her look like she's having an epileptic seizure. She calls it being "fierce," we call it being stupid. She's even taking the whole...
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Natalie Portman Loves Sex
So here's a good one: Natalie Portman was up for the role of a nun in a new movie, but just one thing was keeping her from getting the part. Natalie doesn't understand celibacy. That's right, apparently, Natalie Portman...
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Again? WTF?
Angelina Jolie is pregnant again? No fucking way. (DListed) Lindsay Lohan and her "watter bottle" are back. (PopSugar) Mariah Carey says she ain't preggers. (Pink is the New Blog) Hilary Duff rockin' the tight ass jeans. (Popoholic) Rihanna loves the...
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Aubrey O'Day Nude in Playboy? Yes Please!
If this story is true, and it most likely is, we may soon be seeing Aubrey O'Day nude in Playboy magazine. I figure it's probably true because Aubrey is an attention whore, and just a regular whore, too, and...
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Imogen Bailey is Australian for Hot
Every now and again, we like to pop across the pond and see who's the hot new hottie in the UK. Well, according to the new Maxim UK edition, that hottie is Imogen Bailey. Though you'll have to go...
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Olivia Munn: Bond Girl. Sorta.
As Bond Girls go, there have been some famous names filling the ranks of James Bond's loves. Ursula Andres, Jane Seymour, Carole Bouquet, Famke Janssen, Halle Berry, Eva Green, and many, many more. And now, the best Bond Girl...
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No She Can't
Britney Returns!? When did she leave? (Pink is the New Blog) Cute, Asian college girl. Aw yeah. (CollegeHumor) Remember when Nicole Kidman was pretty? (DListed) Amy Poehler takes her new baby for a stroll. (PopSugar) More Blake Lively cleavage. (Popoholic)...
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