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You were being shoved into a Dallas Police car. - m4w
I shouted "fuck the police"...you made the black panther fist. You got tasered, I got goosebumps. Your hair is very pretty. Lets chat after you make bail. Location: Dallas <li>its NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</ul>
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Thanks to Homeless Dude that crashed in our RV
Seriously man, thanks. <br> <br> You crashed in my girlfriends RV for a night or two, maybe more. <br> <br> Thanks for not fucking it up. But really man. It means something to us that you were able to find a warm, quiet place to sleep for a bit and that she was a …
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Fill My Valence Electron Shell
A little about me: My name is Selenium, but you can just call me Se. I take good care of myself--78.96 amu and disease free. Ive been ionized before, but Im not really into that anymore.<br><br> Im looking for someone to really bond with. Covalently. I want to be in a truly stable …
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Beautiful Persian or Ugly Husband
I have a hard decision to make. I have a lovely, wonderful, super sweet, full blooded bi-color persian. I also have a dirty, smelly, lazy, no good for nothing husband. I love my kitty but my husband, who might I ad smells far worse than her litter box at times, does not. Therefore, one has to go. Sh …
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Video games and starbucks - m4w
Ok, this is going to sound odd, but the Starbucks near my house has like NO parking in the morning. <br> <br> So, what Im looking for is a girl who wants to crash out with me the night before, and then in the morning, ride in my car with me past the Starbucks, so I can have someone run …
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Free bungalow/house/cabin/hovel
Howdy... We received many responses regarding this post. To clarify... We are offering the BUILDING ONLY to someone that can remove it from the pictures... please see below and understand the outside is much nicer than the I would estimate at 25 x 30 but that is a we purchased a tiny dwelling (aka …
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Live in Nanny Needed for 4 kids (Pls don't call them "Precious Ones")
My kids are a pain in the ass. Just in the past hour, i have had to tell each one to do something more than once. oldest: can i have soda? its just a sprite? please? can i? no, no and no. <br> the next one...dont even get me started. seriously. <br> the twin six year olds: one wanted de …
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Why Spongebob Squarepants is the perfect girl for me.
<p> <p> I wrote this a few weeks ago, and I wasnt sure what to do with it, or perhaps what to make of myself. This looks like the place. Here you go Craigslisters, I present my arguments, in bullet form, why Spongebob Square pants is the perfect girl. <p> <p> 1. He …
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My women
Laura. You were hot. I was not. You let me fuck you because I was funny. Thank you. <br> <br> Kim. We smoked a lot of weed and drank all the time. I dont remember much. <br> <br> Sarah. You were hot. But a total bitch. I could have done better. You treated me like …
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Hot girl for hot guy!
Hi! Im a level 44 female blood elf (will be 50 this weekend) seeking my true love. Long dark red hair, sexy red lips, and I can bust a move like youve never seen. Must be from Duskwood server, where I am. Specifically looking for a male blood elf or undead to rock my world (of warcraft). Bonus point …
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FS/FT 2001 A4 Avant 1.8Turbo 5 speed Quattro-Boss Machine-mad pics yo
Tired of not getting any respect when merging into traffic with your prius IS YOUR CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT<p> Your Yuppie friends will love it because its an Audi Station Wagon, your Red Neck Cousins will love it because its boss as boss can be.<p> No one will ever make fun of y …
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Trade your vespa for my loud parrot
I want a vespa, I hate my wifes parrot. I will give two cages two perches, year supply of food. <br><br> Yellow headed Amazon Parrot, Female, Talks, Mostly just yells my name (mimics my wife). Location: Huntington Beach <li>its NOT ok to contact this poster with services or oth …
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Lolcode Developer: YOU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER?
YOU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER YOU HAS A FLAVUR YOU HAS BUKKIT If so, you may be the right fit for this Columbus Web Design Startup! We are a small company looking for a Senior LOLCode Developer, preferably with at least 3 months experience developing LOLapps. Please send a resume, along with lin …
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HENCHMEN NEEDED
20-30 henchmen needed for moderately-sized supervillain organisation with large expansion potential (fortresses built into geological structures, corruption of government officials, possible genesis of nemesis vigilante). Electrical must be willing to learn new skills, including but not limited to o …
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MY BRA- I'D LIKE IT BACK. NO DATE REQUIRED. - w4m
ok. so i dont know really how to go about this. <br> <br> basically, i was your one night stand last night and need my most important idem of clothing back--> my bra. <br> <br> so yes, i was totally fine with the fact that when i left this morning we didnt exchange …
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to the perv who groped me on my way home - w4m
Me: caucasian, white yoga capris and tan tank top <br> you: Latino, 58, in your twenties, sports jersey, short hair, mole on your face. <br> <br> You might have been following me for a while, Mr. Perv, I dont know - I was on the phone with my mother, venting about my roommate situ …
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Manly Bike for Sale
Bike for kind of bike? I dont know, Im not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, youre way wrong. I practiced ninja t …
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I will trade my sombrero for your kayak.
So, you finally realized that kayaks are work. You would much rather replace all that sweaty paddling with a cool, shady nap under a wide-brim hat dreaming of nachos. <br> <br> You think about all the space in your garage that kayaks taking up and just start to count how many jars …
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Winnebago/Legand Cat Pro fishing boat will not seperate
27ft winnebago with Legand cat 24ft fishing boat, will not seperate, motor home need some brake work and little body work. boat stored partially inside. <br><br> <img Location: southern Iowa <li>its NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests< …
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*** Girlfriend Potential Test ***
<b>Instructions: Please answer the questions below as directed in each section. You will be marked for grammar, spelling, cleverness, creativity and boob-size. Please keep in mind that while this is not an application for a job, your performance on this test will be a reflection of your abilit …
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