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To my lovely BUS passengers
Greetings from your friendly bus driver! <br> <br> I greatly appreciate your efforts to speed things along for all of us by hopping out of your seat and striding up the aisle toward the door while were still a block or so from your stop. However, I must point out that this actually cost …
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Calgary drivers
I have had it with Calgarians who, in their own horseshoe mustache wearing, 90210 sideburn pomping, drivers seat slouching, wifebeater shirt wearing style think they have more superior driving skills than the average hick. Here are a couple of examples of a typical driving experience on any given da …
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The girl who took a dump in the Art Institute parking lot! - m4w
I mean, come on! <br> <br> It was like 50 paces to the nearest restroom! <br> <br> I sat there in my car wondering what the hell you were up to - you spent at least 2 minutes scurrying around your parked car, looking to see if the coast was clear. I thought you were going t …
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Wretched ill-natured panicky Guineas
I have more Guinea cock birds than hens, am kicking out the single dudes. One lavender and two "royal purple" birds available. Hatched mid-July. $10 each or $25 for all three. Or will trade for laying hens or possibly some other good-natured poultry, turkeys maybe, no peafowl. Have been …
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To the wingnut who stole my Obama/Biden magnet and left a note - w4m
I was really angry when I got to my car, which was minding its own business parked in the Barnes & Noble parking lot, and I saw that someone had stolen my precious Obama magnet! I waited more than 2 months for that magnet to come in the mail!! <br> <br> But then as I was driving hom …
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To the guy I slapped across the face in the bar... - w4m
Dear average-looking frat boy, <br> <br> The image of your face when I slapped you (left-handed,too, because my drink was in my right), is one I wont soon forget. <br> <br> My friend had gone to the bathroom, so when I felt a hand grab and slightly grope my ass, I had …
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2 Girls on Bus
When you got on the bus talking excessively loud I gave you the benefit of the doubt... I noticed you (the one with platinum blonde hair) had some anime keychains and laminated drawings on your backpack (I dont quite care for Deidara [from Naruto] but I did not mind the Light and L and Riuk [DeathNo …
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Room for Rent -- Inauguration Day/ObamaCon 2009
In a search of a room in DC so that you can spend Jan. 20 standing in the bitter winter cold with thousands of like-minded souls watching the historic transfer of power from one Harvard grad to another? Look no further. <br> <br> Me: Heartless, greedy right-wing oppressive type loo …
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TO THE SIX-FOOT FOUR TRANSVESTITE - m4w
Ill file this under m4w as a compliment to your cross-dressing skills. Our paths crossed when you went to the voting center a few weeks back, presumably to vote. <br> <br> You: <br> <br> -Sporting a miniskirt. Heavy emphasis on "mini." I dont know what y …
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homemade motorcycle
I have a homemade bike me and my brother built many years ago. Runs and drives but the back tire kind of rides sideways. The seat blew out a few years ago and I made do with a sofa cushion, duct tape and a couple of 2x 4s ( the ultimate fix! ). It runs like a champ but does smoke alot especially …
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**** TOILET FOR TWO ****
I have come to the conclusion that I must sell my TwoDaLoo, and that saddens me. I purchased this baby for my wife. Well, it was our 4 year anniversary and I really wanted to give her something special, something that I put a lot of thought into, and most importantly something we could do together. …
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I have a huge bathroom.
I am a female in my mid 60s and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money. <br> I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home. <br> <br> My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that …
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To the older woman watching me buying condoms - m4w
I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonay in the condom section of the Dominicks. You were the lovely lady in her 50s peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did …
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INTELLIGENT, cultured, 22y/o wm seeking Asian women (pref. Nihonese)
Hello ladies of the internet! <br> <br> I am here today, as are you, to find the love of my life ideally. Now, I am an introspective and reflective man so over my life Ive come to realise exactly what Im looking for in my ideal I am 22 years old, my name is Perseus, I am attending U …
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PHOTOSHOP WIZ NEEDED ASAP
I need original cell phone statements scanned and numbers changed then reprinted front and back!, if this is something you can do well and do in a very quick manner I need to speak with you asap... There are three to four bills that need to adjusted with numbers on pages, front and back. <br> …
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Tips For Clueless People Who Get Mugged
So youve just moved into a new "gentrifying" neighboorhood thats full of urban culture, cheap(er) rents, and wonderful friendly people. An odd lack of organic food stores and greenmarkets, but you cant have everything. So one day youre doing something FUCKING RETARDED like walking back fro …
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You reap what you sow: the greed of an archetypal Lehman douche
Most of you deserve this, you really, truly do. You chose this road because it was easy and because youre stupid. This was and is the best youll ever do. You know who Im talking about. Im pointing the finger at you, you and you. And especially you. To all the overtanned Jersey douchebags with steroi …
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Hideous, Mean, Saggy-titted Cur
Okay, so about three months ago my roommate takes in this stray dog. Shes horrible, and Im a dog lover, so I dont say that lightly. I say that as heavily as possible. And please dont flag this post for removal, because there is a real dog whose life is at stake here, and although you may disagree …
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WELL HERE GOES... - w4m
This is weird... I saw you at the park the other day- you know, the one by the school? You were over by that tree taking a leak and I thought that your coat looked GORGEOUS!! I wanted to sniff your rear end and ask if you use liver oil or fish oil supplements but then a bird distracted me (dunno- …
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The guy who mugged me - m4m
Thanks chief, you really made my evening. I was just thinking a few days ago "wow its be a while since anyone stuck a gun in my face" Then you came along like a soft breeze in the night. <br> <br> I think you did a pretty good job, however I could offer a few pointers. <b …
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