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To the older woman watching me buying condoms - m4w
I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonay in the condom section of the Dominicks. You were the lovely lady in her 50s peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did ...
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INTELLIGENT, cultured, 22y/o wm seeking Asian women (pref. Nihonese)
Hello ladies of the internet! <br> <br> I am here today, as are you, to find the love of my life ideally. Now, I am an introspective and reflective man so over my life Ive come to realise exactly what Im looking for in my ideal I am 22 years old, my name is Perseus, I am attending U ...
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PHOTOSHOP WIZ NEEDED ASAP
I need original cell phone statements scanned and numbers changed then reprinted front and back!, if this is something you can do well and do in a very quick manner I need to speak with you asap... There are three to four bills that need to adjusted with numbers on pages, front and back. <br> ...
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Tips For Clueless People Who Get Mugged
So youve just moved into a new "gentrifying" neighboorhood thats full of urban culture, cheap(er) rents, and wonderful friendly people. An odd lack of organic food stores and greenmarkets, but you cant have everything. So one day youre doing something FUCKING RETARDED like walking back fro ...
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You reap what you sow: the greed of an archetypal Lehman douche
Most of you deserve this, you really, truly do. You chose this road because it was easy and because youre stupid. This was and is the best youll ever do. You know who Im talking about. Im pointing the finger at you, you and you. And especially you. To all the overtanned Jersey douchebags with steroi ...
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Hideous, Mean, Saggy-titted Cur
Okay, so about three months ago my roommate takes in this stray dog. Shes horrible, and Im a dog lover, so I dont say that lightly. I say that as heavily as possible. And please dont flag this post for removal, because there is a real dog whose life is at stake here, and although you may disagree ...
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WELL HERE GOES... - w4m
This is weird... I saw you at the park the other day- you know, the one by the school? You were over by that tree taking a leak and I thought that your coat looked GORGEOUS!! I wanted to sniff your rear end and ask if you use liver oil or fish oil supplements but then a bird distracted me (dunno- ...
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The guy who mugged me - m4m
Thanks chief, you really made my evening. I was just thinking a few days ago "wow its be a while since anyone stuck a gun in my face" Then you came along like a soft breeze in the night. <br> <br> I think you did a pretty good job, however I could offer a few pointers. <b ...
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Another Bang Lister
Heres what I think of your Bang You were my first lube. You were always there for me; you never asked for anything, you just gave and gave and gave. Sure, I experimented a little, who doesnt? Corn oil, mayonnaise, suntan lotion, Vaseline, hair gel, jam, ManGlide... but you were the first. Yeah, ...
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To the guy who drank from the can of Pepsi he found on the ground... - w4m
I thought that was pretty gross at first, but the more I thought about it throughout the day, the more I was charmed by it. I can tell you are outgoing and uninhibited by social norms and I find that very sexy. It inspired me to fish a half-eaten doughnut out of a trash can on my way home from work. ...
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Girl seeking WoW player - w4m
Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her ...
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Self-Proclaimed Yoko's Seek Band For Special Project
Hey. <br> Are you in an up and coming to be destroyed We might be just the girls for you.<br> <br> Now, I know what youre thinking: "What?" youre thinking, "Why in the hell would I want some floosie Georgetown Yokos to waltz into my studio, screw half my band ...
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Seeking a sexual tyrannosaur for a romp in the park - w4m
I am a very career-focused, attractive, 59, 120lb woman who is seeking a man who is willing to fulfill my ultimate sexual fantasy. I am an executive with a very successful corporation that keeps me very busy and I sometimes have difficulty finding men who share similar interests to my own in the bed ...
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you: Prius guy; me: not a hooker (redhead in purple fishnets) - w4m
Me: A redhead on a bicycle, in fishnets and a short skirt, biking home from the Folsom Street Fair. <br> <br> You: A guy driving a Prius who tried to hire me for sexual services. <br> <br> There I was, biking along, thinking it would be smarter to ride down Shotwell than al ...
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Ingrown Pubes Totally Rule
Why do I love ingrown hairs on my hoo it means I dont actually have VD like I thought I might after a little red mountain popped up in Ladytown two weeks after I indulged in one too many whiskey sours and fucked some guy I met at a gay bar. <br> <br> Oh, and shame on you straight du ...
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Free Hot Tub
Do you need a year round way to water your lawn, deck, yard, garage? Have you ever wondered what a 425 gallon colander looks like? Ever really wanted a motorized dog bath? Today is your lucky day. I have a free hot tub. Yes it is complete and it is drained. I drained part of it and it drained ...
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An Open Letter From Your Local Adult Store Clerk
Dear Adult Store you want to buy some pornography or maybe youd like to purchase some condoms, lube, lingerie, toys, games or whatever other merchandise we carry. Thats great, and I hope you find what you want in the store, but please, avoid these pitfalls and be a good customer. <br> < ...
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To the two annoying chicks on the Red Line tonight - m4w
Hey! Remember me? I was the dude in the green hoodie trying to read the AV Club. I was sitting next to my friend in a red hoodie. You were two loud, crazy bitches. <br> <br> The one on the left had a red something or other on, with platinum blond hair, an owl pendant, and a sept ...
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To the girl who stole my bike as a gesture of flirtation - m4w
I love how well you get me--you know that the way to my heart is through my bike, and I can only assume that you cut the chain binding my 86 Benotto to that stop sign in East Williamsburg late Thursday night in the hopes of starting a conversation with me. It was a really gutsy plan. <br> & ...
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Light house cleaning needed
Need some light house cleaning. Im pretty busy and not able to clean my apartment so I need someone to do some light work once a week or so. Here are some pictures to give a general idea. <br> <img Location: Houston, TX <li>its NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other c ...
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