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Kid’s reaction after being drugged up at the dentist office
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10 Confessions Of A Cash4Gold Employee
Written by Ben Popken From the acid-cloud haze of the Cash4Gold processing center steps forth a shadowy figure, fingers stained with orange testing fluid. Its an ex-Cash4Gold employee and in-between tuberculosic wheezes he manages to pass you a yellow legal paid with 10 confessions about how his fo …
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WTF
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How to Deal with Being Dumped
Written by thinksimplenow Photo: stock photo Falling passionately in love with someone is one of the most exhilarating feelings, as if you had wings and you are flying high in the sky, feeling the wind romantically blowing through your hair. And usually, when love ends, it feels as if you’ve been dr …
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50 dumb dumb quotes from famous blondes
Collected by dailytelegraph Top 50 dumb blonde quotes . some of which come from heiress Paris Hilton. HERE are the top 50 dumb blonde jokes cracked by Hollywoods hottest actors and socialites, complied by The Sun newspaper in London. 1) Paris Hilton talking to press about the US chain store: Wal- …
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Ducklings
From xkcd
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A Refreshing Dose of Facebook Honesty
f youre on facebook, youve probably received a friend request from someone from years back who you never particularly liked. If youre anything like me, you probably just accepted their request. If youre anything like the person in this picture, youre my new hero. Picture found at www.passiveaggress …
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Why Teachers Just Don’t Get It
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Virgin: the world’s best passenger complaint letter?
Written by telegraph Here we reproduce a complaint letter sent to Sir Richard Branson, which is currently being emailed globally and is considered by many to be the worlds funniest passenger complaint letter. Dear Mr Branson REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008 I love the Virgin brand, I re …
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Good news everyone!
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Metallica - Enter Sand(cat) view!
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!? watch!
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10 Tattoo Cliches To Avoid At All Cost
Written by Kate Sedgwick Feature photo by Jessica Driver / Above photo by Timm Williams If you have tattoos (like me) then you know that people are often asking for advice about being inked. If you’re not tattooed, here is a short guide to some mistakes to avoid. Before you go under the needle, …
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6 Words That Make Your Resume Suck
Written by squawkfox This article is part of a series called How to Write a Resume. To start this series from the beginning, read the introduction. Ive used a few bad words in my life. S$it, you probably have too. But when the wrong words appear on your resume, it sucks. These sucky words are not o …
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An Eye Full A Day Keeps the Doctor Away
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Top 10 Inauguration Day Blunders
Written by Megan Shay A very historic Inauguration Day is approaching. But a few presidential inaugurations became historic for less-than-flattering reasons. From extravagant parties and unruly mobs to streets littered with poisoned pigeons, lets revisit historys most memorable Inauguration Day mish …
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Top 10 Steve Jobs Quotes Of All Time
Written by Mario Sundar Now, why didnt I do this before! A perfect way to combine my love of management philosophy and all things Apple, by churning out a playlist of Jobs Top 10 quotes. What started it all, was this recent article in Fortune Magazine that comes on the heels of Apple being selected …
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8 Years Of Bush in 8 Minutes! ~Olbermann
Warning Viewing this video may cause projectile vomiting. Jan 20, 2009: End of an error
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10 Greatest Canines in Cinema History
Written by Movie Retriever As you may have guessed, we here at MovieRetriever.com have a certain affinity for dogs (in case youre just joining us - our mascot is an anthropomorphic movie-reviewing Labrador retriever). So, you can imagine how thrilled we are with the recent slew of films concerning m …
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8 Movies That Got Songs Stuck In Your Head
Written by Jason Im going to pull back the curtain a bit before we dive into this list. At first I started writing this list as X shitty songs made huge by movies. Then I started to watch the Roller Coaster finger bang scene from Fear and thought to myself this song isnt as shitty as I remember. By …
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