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5 Conan O’Brien Skits We’ll Miss the Most
Written by Daniel Murphy Mathew Imaging/WireImage.com We send off our favorite red-headed step-child of comedy into The Big Chair with videos you probably wont be seeing on The Tonight Show. Horny manatees, anyone? Yeah, right. Like you could pick just five. Summing up sixteen years and 2,700-plus …
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Great Filter: Why We’ve Never Discovered Signs Of Alien Life
Written by Luke McKinney The Great Filter is the idea that there is some single, almost insurmountably improbable barrier on the path to the stars that explains why weve never seen any sign of alien life. It combines aspects of astrology, biology and history to arrive at one inescapable conclusion: …
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Top 10 Favourite Boss Battles
Written by Elmo 3000 I love boss fights in video games. Everyone looks forward to them, and they usually provide some of the funnest/hardest/most memorable bits of any game. They also usually have the best music, best cutscenes, and in general, theyre a blast to play. But what makes a perfect boss b …
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Would You Save Jesus From Murder, A Baffling Dilemma.
Written by BGH I am known around the workplace as the heathen (one of a few actually), we also have the preacher. I have written about this particular inpidual before and while he is a generally nice man, he does have his annoying qualities. One of which is to periodically approach me with a theolog …
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A Flowchart That Describes 90% of All Porno Movies
Written by holytaco Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, weve decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.
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5 Speedy Tips For Faster Browsing In Firefox
Written by James Yeang If youve ever used Firefox youll appreciate the fact that its incredibly easy to use and intuitive right out of the box. This is perhaps one of the key reasons why it now owns 21.5% of the worldwide browser market share, and Internet Explorer is having its worst month yet. Fra …
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Beware of the Book: Seven Banned Classics
Written by Jill Harness Many people are aware that Harry Potter, The Anarchist Cookbook and Stephen King books have been banned from schools around the country, but as many civilizations have figured out, censorship is a slippery slope. It is pretty strange to consider Shakespeare has not only been …
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Top 10 Twitter Tips for Beginners
Written by Sean Ludwig Ready to jump into Twitter, but dont know how to get started? Follow these 10 tips and youll fit right in. Is it finally time to take the Twitter plunge? The free service that lets users micro-blog 140 characters at a time had accumulated around 1.9 million users as of Decembe …
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7 Dumb Things We Do And 8 Tricks To Keep Errors at Bay
Written by Joseph T. Hallinan Use these tips to learn from your mistakes. We all know the expression To err is human. And this is true enough. When something goes wrong, the cause is overwhelmingly attributable to human error: airplane crashes (70 percent), car wrecks (90 percent), workplace accide …
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What Programming Language Should I Learn?
Written by robdiana As I do my professional and personal work, I am always looking for the best tool for the job. In software development, there are several programming languages that can be used for a wide variety of reasons. I am often asked by people new to software development what is the best l …
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150 songs for sobbing on Valentine’s Day
Collected by latimesblogs Valentines Day is almost here, and as everyone from your bubbe to your Facebook status wont stop reminding you: You are alone. All alone. Profound sadness is not for the faint of heart. And sometimes the best place to be is right in the middle of it. Because thats just the …
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You respect my rights and I’ll respect yours
Written by J.D. Tuccille Keep arguing folks. The people in power live to keep us at each others throats. (Photo by David Shankbone, Gnu Free Documentation License) In the comments to yesterdays jury nullification piece (yes, I read your comments) Smitty was especially on-point when he said, The rea …
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7 Sci-Fi Inventions That Are Way Past Due
Written by G. Martin For those of a certain age, the phrase the year 2000 still sounds futuristic even though it was nine whole years ago (as usual, Conan OBrien knows what hes talking about). But now that weve lived through almost an entire decade of the Oughts, one cant help but wonder, Where the …
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13 Things Your Grocer Won’t Tell You
Written by Adam Bluestein and Lauren Gniazdowski Get smarter about grocery shopping. These tips could change your family eating habits. 1. If you hate crowds and lines, shop at dinnertime (5 to 9 p.m.) or even later. Only 4 percent of shoppers hit the aisles between 9 p.m. and 8 a.m. Least-crowded …
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How To Not Fail At Life
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9 Recession-Proof Careers & Why They are Secure
Written by Cathie Gandel and Hilary Sterne Additional reporting by Neena Samuel and Kathryn M. Tyranski Despite the economic downturn, these careers are still growing. These industries project promise-and jobs-for the future, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Occupational Informati …
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The 25 Random Things We Do For The Sake of Facebook
Written by Dan Zak Narcissism? Pseudo-celebrity? Boredom? Whatever the motivator, Facebooks 25 Things lists are surely clogging up your news feed. (Chris Jackson/Getty Images) 1. We have been tagged in a Facebook note titled 25 Random Things About Me. 2. Update: We have received seven of these aler …
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The 10 Most Successful Potheads on the Planet…Who Admit it
Written by Chuck - Boston University An unemployed porno addict, sitting in his parents basement, playing video games, eating Lucky Charms out of the box with one hand while he lazily scratches his balls with the other. A dread-lock having, patchouli oil smelling, tie-die wearing, Phish listening, …
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25 Things I Didn’t Want To Know About You On Facebook
Written by Claire Suddath A girl I knew in high school has memorized all of Janet Jacksons dance routines. A college acquaintance is afraid of train whistles. Five separate people harbor lifelong desires to visit New Zealand. How do I know these things? Because they wont stop writing about them on …
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5 Mysteries of The Universe
Written by Michael Brooks Dark matter ring in galaxy cluster Cl 0024+17. Some 96% of the universe is dark energy or dark matter. Photograph: Johns Hopkins University/Esa/Nasa Even today, there are scientific phenomena that defy explanation. If history is anything to go by, resolving these anomalies …
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