Hunting Jokes Humor And Humorous Stories
Funny hunting jokes humor and humorous stories.
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All The Equipment
A husband was out fishing until late afternoon...tired and hungry after a long day of fishing, he finally came in to grab supper and left his gear in his canoe.His wife decided that she wanted to go out on the lake and enjoy the sunset so she went down to the lake and pushed the canoe out.Not long a …
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Three Kick Rule
A big city lawyer went duck hunting. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmers field on the other side of a fence.As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked the lawyer what he was doing.The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell …
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Low On Provisions
A group of deer hunters are in camp when they realize that they are running low on provisions.The group appointed Joe to get supplies.Joe went into the store and bought 10 bottles of whiskey, 12 cases of beer and 2 packages of hotdogs.When he returned to the camp the group looked in his truck and th …
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Is He Dead
These two rednecks were hunting one day and all of a sudden one of them keels over, out like a light.The other redneck, not knowing what to do quickly calls 911. When the operator asks "whats wrong?", He says "I dont know we were just walking along and Bubba just falls over.The operat …
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Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter
Morning: 1:00 AM: Alarm clock rings. 2:00 AM: Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed. 2:30 AM: Throw everything except kitchen sink into pickup. 3:00 AM: Leave for deep woods. 3:15 AM: Drive back home to pick up gun. 3:30 AM: Drive like crazy to get to the woods before daylight. 4:00 AM: Set u …
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Distress Signal
A man goes hunting and gets lost in the woods.Remembering the universal distress signal of fireing 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits.After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help.Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself, ?I hope som …
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Hunting Joke Quickies #1
Sign seen on a Taxidermists window: "We really know our stuff."Anyone who is mistaken for a moose and shot, is probably better off anyway.Did you hear about the guy who went elephant hunting and ended up in the hospital? He got a hernia carrying the decoys.A lady came up to me on the stree …
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Did You See That?
Al and Ed are out hunting deer. Al says, "Did you see that said Ed."Well, a beautiful bald eagle just flew overhead,"."Oh," said Ed.A couple of minutes later, Al says, "Did you see that what?" Ed asks."Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that …
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Big Game Hunter
A big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him, and he would recognize any animals skin from its feel. And if he could locate the bullet hole …
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Running Shoes
Two guys were hunting in the forest when they unexpectedly came across a very large bear. They both took off running. After a few minutes, one guy abruptly stopped running, took off his backpack, and pulled out a pair of running shoes.The other guy saw this and was wondering what was going on. So he …
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Smart Pills
One morning, a father and his young son were in the forest hunting rabbits. After about an hour, they finally came across some rabbit tracks. In between the tracks, there were these little round brown pellets, and the son said to his father, "Dad, what are those?"The father replied, " …
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Walks On Water
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal complai …
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Stuffed Lion
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?" The host said, "that was four years ago, when I went hunting with my wife." "Whats he stuffed with," asked the visiting hu …
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How To Drag A Deer
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car.Another hunter approached pulling his along too."Hey, I dont want to tell you how to do something ... but I can tell you that its much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers wont dig into the ground." …
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Tough Call
A group of friends went deer hunting and split up into paires for the day. That night, one of the hunters, John, returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.The others asked "Wheres Ted had a stroke or some thing and died. I left him a couple of miles back up the trail.&q …
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Proud Old Man
102 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor says "how are you feeling never felt better," he replies. "Ive got an nineteen year old bride whos pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a sto …
Hunting Jokes Humor And Humorous Stories
