Knock Knock Jokes
Funny and silly knock knock jokes for everyone. Find a funny knock knock joke here.
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Knock Knock Jokes #20
Knock KnockWhos there !Cash !Cash who ?I didnt realise you were some kind of of nut ! Knock, Knock.Whos there who?Who Who!Knock, Knock.Whos there?Nobel. Nobel who?No bell, thats why I knocked! Knock KnockWhos there !Cash !Cash who ?Cash me if you can ! Knock, Knock. Whos there? Hoo. Hoo who? You tal …
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Knock Knock Jokes #19
Knock KnockWhos there !B-4 !B-4 who ?B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door ! Knock KnockWhos there !Banana !Banana who ?Banana split so ice creamed ! Knock knockWhos there who?Knock knockWhos there who?Knock knockWhos there who?Orange you glad I didnt say banana ? Knock KnockWhos there !Bles …
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Knock Knock Jokes #18
Knock KnockWhos there !Ice cream !Ice cream who ?Ice cream if you dont let me in ! Knock KnockWhos there !Water !Water who ?Water way to answer the door ! Knock KnockWhos there !Figs !Figs who ?Figs the doorbell, its broken Knock KnockWhos there !Four Eggs!Four Eggs who ?Four Eggs ample !Knock Knock …
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Knock Knock Jokes #17
Knock KnockWhos there?Iran!Iran who?Iran over here to tell you this!Knock KnockWhos there who?Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!Knock KnockWhos there?Iris!Iris who?Iris you were here!Knock KnockWhos there?Irma!Irma who?Irma big girl now!Knock KnockWhos there who?Isaacly who do think …
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Knock Knock Jokes #16
Knock, knock! Whos there? B-4. B-4 who? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door! Knock, knock! Whos there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow Knock, Knock. Whos there? Chimney. Chimney who? Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?Knock, knock Whos there? A Fred! A Fred who? Whos a F …
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Knock Knock Jokes #15
Knock Knock.Whos there who?Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?Knock Knock.Whos there who?Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!Knock Knock Whos there Who?Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing AlongKnock Knock.Whos there?Butch, Jimmy and Joe.Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?Butch your arms aro …
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Knock Knock Jokes #14
Knock KnockWhos there?Tex!Tex who?Tex two to tango!Knock KnockWhos there who?Thayer sorry and I wont tell the teacher!Knock KnockWhos there?Thea!Thea who?Thea later, alligator!Knock KnockWhos there who?Theodore is shut, please open it!Knock KnockWhos there who?Thermos be a better way!
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Knock Knock Jokes #13
Knock Knock!Who?s there?Kent.Kent who?Kent you tell?Knock Knock!Whos there? Egbert. Egbert who? Egbert no bacon please!Knock Knock! Whos there? Sabina. Sabina who? Sabina long time since I?ve seen you!Knock Knock!Who?s there?Ivor.Ivor who?Ivor message for you!Knock Knock! Whos there? Olive. Olive wh …
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Knock Knock Jokes #12
Knock Knock!Who?s there?Joan.Joan who?Joan call us, we?ll call you!Knock Knock!Whos there? Myth.Myth who? Myth you, too!Knock Knock!Whos there? Dewey.Dewey who? Dewey have to go to school today?Knock Knock!Whos there?Ken.Ken who?Ken you open the door, please?Knock Knock!Whos there who?Alison to my r …
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Knock Knock Jokes #11
Knock KnockWhos there who?Quacker another bad joke and Im leaving!Knock KnockWhos there who?Rabbit up carefully, its a present!Knock KnockWhos there who?Whats nuisance since yesterday!Knock KnockWhos there?Al!Al who?Al give you a kiss if you open this door!Knock KnockWhos there?Anna!Anna who?Anna on …
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Knock Knock Jokes #10
Knock KnockWhos there who?Turnip the heat its cold in here!Knock KnockWhos there?Twig!Twig who?Twig or tweat!Knock KnockWhos there who?Tsongas youre here, lets tell some Knock Knock jokes!Knock KnockWhos there who?Tunis company, threes a crowd!Knock KnockWhos there who?Turin to a vampire on Hallowee …
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Will You Remember Me
Will you remember me in an hour?Yes.Will you remember me tomorrow?Yes.Will you remember me in a week?Yes.Will you remember me next month?Yes.Will you remember me next year?Of course I will.I dont think you will.Yes, I will. Ill never forget you.Knock, knock!Whos there?See? Youve forgotten me already …
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Knock Knock Jokes #9
Knock, knockWho?s there?Adolf Adolf who?Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat?s why I dawk dis way.Knock KnockWho?s there!Panther!Panther who?Panther what you wear on your legth!Knock KnockWho?s there who?Queen as a whistle!Knock KnockWho?s there who?Kareem of the crop!Knock KnockWho?s there!Tarzan!Tar …
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Knock Knock Jokes #8
KNOCK KNOCKWhos There who?Latin me in would be a nice idea! KNOCK KNOCKWhos There who?Cheese! Just open the door and let me in! KNOCK KNOCKWhos There?BenBen who?Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!KNOCK KNOCKWhos There who?Arthur more cookies in the jar? KNOCK KNOCKWhos There who?Beets me!
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Knock Knock Jokes #7
Knock KnockWhos there who?Adair once but Im bald now!Knock KnockWhos there who?Adelia the cards and well play Uno!Knock KnockWhos there who?Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!Knock KnockWhos there who?Aesop I saw a puddy cat!Knock KnockWhos there who?Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?
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Knock Knock Jokes #6
Knock Knock! Whos there? Boo. Boo, who? Dont cry, the Easter Bunnies will come back next year! Knock Knock! Whos there? Keith. Keith who? Keith me and find out. Knock Knock! Whos there? Old lady. Old lady, who? I didnt know you could yodel! Knock Knock! Whos there? Olive. Olive who ? Ol …
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Knock Knock Jokes #5
Knock Knock! Whos there? Wendy. Wendy Who? Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing Along... Knock Knock! Whos there? Yo momma. Yo momma, who? I said its yo momma, now open the door! Knock Knock! Whos there? Mary Lee. Mary lee who? Mary Lee we roll along. Knock Knock! Whos there? Spank …
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Knock Knock Jokes #4
Knock KnockWhos there who?Alaska my friend the question then!Knock KnockWhos there?Aida!Aida who?Aida lot of sweets and now Ive got tummy ache!Knock KnockWhos there?Al!Al who?Al give you a kiss if you open this door!Knock KnockWhos there in the kitchen if you need me!Knock KnockWhos there a monkeys …
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Knock Knock Jokes #3
Knock KnockWhos there who!Aaron on the side of caution!Knock KnockWhos there who?Abbott time you answered the door!Knock KnockWhos there?Abe!Abe who?Abe C D E F G H...!Knock KnockWhos there?Acid!Acid who?Acid down and be quiet!Knock KnockWhos there?Ada!Ada who?Ada burger for lunch!
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Knock Knock Jokes #2
Knock Knock! Whos there? Aware. Aware who? Aware, aware has my little dog gone? Knock Knock! Whos there? Howie. Howie, who? Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies? Knock Knock! Whos there? Chimney. Chimney who? Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio? Knock Knock! Whos there? …
Knock Knock Jokes
