Animal Jokes, Humor and Satire
Animal Jokes, Humor and Satire
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Alligator Warning
The State Department of Fish and Wildlife for Louisianna is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators.They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as "little bells" on their clothing to alert, but not startle the all …
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Get Me A Coke
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a coke, you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a coke for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is …
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Tough Rats
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "Im so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well Im so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"Then the third rat gets up and says, …
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Chess Player
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "Thats the smartest dog Ive ever seen.""Nah, hes not so smart," the friend replied. "I …
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Bad Parrot
This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam."She turns around quickl …
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Two Robins
Two robins were sitting in a tree. "Im really hungry", said the first one."Me, too" said the second. "Lets fly down and find some lunch." They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate til they could eat n …
Animal Jokes, Humor and Satire
