On Monday Fred, an old country farmer, bought a mule from Luke, another old farmer, for $100. Luke promised to deliver the mule the next day.On Tuesday Luke drove up and said, ... Discussion

A talent scout is walking down the street and comes across a man and his dog. The little dog is singing. He has a lovely voice and the talent scout says, "Come to my offi ... Discussion

A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his truck.Though he thought thi ... Discussion

A young boy was living with his mother, as his parents had divorced. One Sunday, she decided to take him to the zoo for the first time in his life. As they passed the various ... Discussion

Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find the ... Discussion

A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife.The store manager tells him he has just what hes looking for; a beautiful parrot n ... Discussion

1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate t ... Discussion

"I came face to face with a lion once. And as luck would have it, I was alone and without a gun." "What did you do could I do? First, I tried looking straight i ... Discussion

There was a crowd of bees flying around one day. These bees were most peculiar. They were powered by gasoline, rather than the allergenic goodies that bees usually eat. As the ... Discussion

A man decides that he wants a pet, but not just any pet, a really unusual pet. He walks into the pet store and goes up to the service assistant. "Excuse me, I want a pet, ... Discussion

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. &qu ... Discussion

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a seco ... Discussion

Every time you read the name Bob, you think the guys first name is Best of Breed. Your house isnt carpeted - the fuzzy furballs under your feet are soft enough .Your hungry hu ... Discussion

Your dog is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy lumber and build her a small staircase so she can climb onto the bed by herself. You match your furniture/carpet/clothes t ... Discussion

You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children. Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week. You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic place ... Discussion

There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman says to his friend, "Lets go over to that restaurant and g ... Discussion

Jonathan who is noted for his tact was awakened one morning at four oclock by his ringing telephone."Your dogs barking, and its keeping me awake," said an irate voic ... Discussion

A lady in New York had a beautiful black cat, who spent his days outside and came indoors at night.One cool October evening, he disappeared. The lady searched for him in vain ... Discussion

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to, "Where do pets come from said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me ever ... Discussion

There was this little old lady who was nearly blind and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best son to her.So Son #1 bought her a 15-room mansion thinkin ... Discussion