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Announcement:It is the responsibility of the brides family to announce the wedding in the local newspaper. The announcement should include: A photograph of the bride (A high s ... Discussion
Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift. Its is not okay for the groom to bring a date to a wedding. When dancing, never remove undergarments, no matter how hot ... Discussion
The Olympic Village would be replaced with the Olympic Trailer Park.The opening Ceremony would be a Skynyrd tape and a trunk full of bottle rockets.Doves released during openi ... Discussion
You re-use dental floss to save money.Youve ever drunk mouthwash just because youre too lazy to walk down to the liquor store.Your homecoming basketball game was rained out.Yo ... Discussion
During a recent hot spell in Atlanta a hillbilly collapsed on the street. Immediately a croud gathered and began offering suggestions."Give the poor man a drink of whiske ... Discussion
A young ventriloquist is touring the South and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar. Hes going through his usual stupid redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience st ... Discussion
At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him."Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin a good time drinking, when my cousin Ra ... Discussion
A redneck farmer walked into an attorneys office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one o ... Discussion
Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as a ... Discussion
Jim Bob and Luke went to a trucking company to apply for a "Team" truck driving job. The personnel manager decided, after talking to them both that they werent the s ... Discussion
There were two backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. Billy Bob hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to th ... Discussion
Late one Friday afternoon, our friend Billy Hill went hunting for deer."Hey ma, grab me my huntin gun! Im going to get me some o those deers!"Ma hands Billy a gun.&q ... Discussion
After having their 11th child, an Tennessee couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated m ... Discussion
Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he c ... Discussion
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were ins ... Discussion
Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th ... Discussion
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer caused by his cigarette. His body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body, so they called his two ... Discussion
Deep in the backwoods the hillbillys wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, ... Discussion
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. Youve been mar ... Discussion
Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of the toothbrush. Researchers knew the purpose of the device, but wanted to know and acknowledge the originatin ... Discussion
