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A postdoc, a grad student, and their professor are taking a walk outdoors during lunch when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof! Out pops a ... Discussion
Are you in the top half of your class?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible!The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon?The horse will draw it ... Discussion
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them ! Why was the head ... Discussion
1. Your salary is less than you used to pay for tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4. You have to pay your own credit card ... Discussion
Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound2 pounds butter at $1. ... Discussion
It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher greeted the class and said, "Lets begin by revi ... Discussion
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get s ... Discussion
Friend: "Hows your history paper coming "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the internet for research, and its been very helpful. Friend: "Really & ... Discussion
A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans ... Discussion
1. If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because thats all you have2. If you havent done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class3. If your mid ... Discussion
1. If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.2. If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isnt3. If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week4. If you eat a ... Discussion
1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student.2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.3. If you consider Mac and Ch ... Discussion
1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student.2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.3. If you consider Mac and Ch ... Discussion
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. Y ... Discussion
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information& ... Discussion
Today in English we learned absolutely nothing about killing mockingbirds. I went to a tough high school. In biology we used to dissect custodians. To be a first-grade teacher ... Discussion
We used to call it "recess." Today they call it "cease fire." College would be great if it werent for all the classes. I?m failing geometry because I refus ... Discussion
An advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are a ... Discussion
Mr. Smith, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girls junior college, said during class, "Miss Anderson, would you please name the organ of the human body, which und ... Discussion
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze? Pupil: Hot water!Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days?Pupil: All of them! Why was the head teac ... Discussion
