Blond - Blonde Jokes, Humor and Satire
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Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, &qu ... Discussion
There were three women stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So ... Discussion
Three blondes got together to change a light bulb. Then one of them calls 911.Blonde: "We need help. Were three blondes changing a light bulb."Operator: "Hmmmmm ... Discussion
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and ... Discussion
A blonde man lived on a farm. He didnt get many visitors, so a friend went to see him.When the friend got there, the blonde was standing stiff as a board, out in the middle of ... Discussion
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."The second blonde said, "No, th ... Discussion
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come nine exuberant blondes.They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne a ... Discussion
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a ... Discussion
A blonde, needed some extra cash, so she begged her friend at the highway department for a job - any job at all. "Sure," he said. "I always have job openings to ... Discussion
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol Building. Unfortunately, she couldnt find it, so she asked a police officer how to get t ... Discussion
A blonde woman was standing at the pop machine; she put in her money and pressed the Coke button and out came a can of Coke. She looked at it and smiled. She took out a dollar ... Discussion
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes rea ... Discussion
Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think ... Discussion
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.The blo ... Discussion
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the ... Discussion
A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drin ... Discussion
A truck driver was tooling down the highway one afternoon and heard a "pop." Thinking that perhaps he had blown a tire, he steered the rig onto the shoulder and walk ... Discussion
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a na ... Discussion
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.The police dispatcher broa ... Discussion
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the ... Discussion
