Ancestor
Sometimes, extinction isn't a bad thing
-
ROOKIE Re-cast #12: Philadelphia, PA
Click & Listen: THE ROOKIE Episode #12 Today we're wrapping up Week 2 of the ROOKIE Tailgate Tour in Philadelphia, home of the Eagles. If you're headed out to join us at Mikey's American Grill tonight, wear your Krakens Orange or Steelers pride! Event starts at 5:30pm.CITY: Pittsburgh, PATEAM: …
-
ROOKIE Re-cast #11: Pittsburgh, PA
Click & Listen: THE ROOKIE Episode #11 Off to Pittsburgh today (after an early morning visit to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.) And if we're talking football and Pittsburgh, we're talking Superbowl Champions the Pittsburgh Steelers. Come on out and join us at Buffalo Blues at 5:00 tonight to ge …
-
ROOKIE Re-cast #10: Canton, OH
Click & Listen: THE ROOKIE Episode #10 Canton, Ohio today, which means the Pro Football Hall of Fame! Can't wait to visit, but not before the ROOKIE Tailgate Tour stop at the Winking Lizard! Come on out and say hello!CITY: Canton, OHTEAM: None, but birthplace of the NFL!
-
ROOKIE Re-Cast #9: Cincinnati, OH
Click & Listen: THE ROOKIE Episode #9 Heading to Champions Grille & Bar in Cinci today, looking forward to the Tailgate Tour stop, then some Monday Night Football! Rockin' Rob Otto is taking over for AlphaGirl behind the wheel today, as she heads back to California to take care of sending ou …
-
ROOKIE Re-Cast #8: Ann Arbor, MI
Click & Listen: THE ROOKIE Episode #8 Rolling into Ann Arbor today, after a day off with the Sigler clan. Watched a little football, had some home cookin'… even grabbed a little audio with Coach Sigler (you'll hear that soon.) Today starts Week 2 of the Tailgate Tour, and I'm talking about the W …
-
ROOKIE Re-Cast #7
Click & Listen: THE ROOKIE Episode #7 No Tailgate stop today, I have the day off. Hanging with my family in Grand Rapids: watching giggly nieces run around the house, off to see my nephew play some football. Thanks to all that came out for Grand Rapids stop last night!Since I'm off today and I'm …
-
ROOKIE Re-Cast #6: Grand Rapids, MI
Click & Listen: THE ROOKIE Episode #6 Tonight in Grand Rapids is the only actual tailgate of the tailgate tour. Bring yourself and/or your tailgate favorite dish for the 4:30pm party at the Max & Irma's parking lot, 3940 Rivertown Parkway SW, Grandville, MI 49418.We'll hang out for a couple …
-
ROOKIE Re-Cast #5: Chicago!
Click & Listen: THE ROOKIE Episode #5 Indianapolis kicked ass last night, can y'all from the Chicagoland area top it? Come on out tonight, 5pm at the Foundry in Aurora, IL. Snag yourself a copy of THE ROOKIE, maybe a T-shirt for the kids. CITY: Chicago, ILTEAM: The Chiago Bears
-
ROOKIE Re-Cast: Episode #4- Indianapolis, IN
Click & Listen: THE ROOKIE Episode #4 Having a great time on the Tailgate Tour. Last night's stop in Nashville was hard to beat (thanks to Barbara Wallace & everyone who came out), but if anyone can do it, Indy can! Join author Matt Wallace and me at the Blue Crew Bar and Grill at 5:30pm. Yo …
-
ROOKIE Episode #3 - Nashville, TN
Click and Listen: THE ROOKIE Episode #3Helloooo, Nashville! The one-and-only FREE BEER stop on Tailgate Tour is here. Join author Matt Wallace and me at the Crow's Nest, and if you buy or bring a copy of THE ROOKIE or Matt's fan-frickin-tastic book THE NEXT FIX, you get a wrist band that gets you fr …
-
ROOKIE Episode #2 - Birmingham, AL
Click and Listen: THE ROOKIE Episode #2Here we go with the second episode of THE ROOKIE. Dragon*Con was awesome, thanks to all in the ATL who came out to the Tailgate Tour kick-off!CITY: Birmingham, ALTEAM: The storied tradition of the Crimson Tide
-
ROOKIE Re-Cast: Episode #1
Click and Listen: THE ROOKIE Episode #1 Junkies, time for THE ROOKIE re-cast. Busy as hell at Dragon*Con, so no pretense -- are you ready for some football? WARNING: This is the original, adult version of the story. This is not Young Adult. That means I have a potty mouth. In each episode, we look …
-
ROOKIE Re-cast and launch of the ROOKIE Tailgate Tour
Click & Listen: THE ROOKIE Episode 0The day has finally arrived: THE ROOKIE Tailgate Tour started TODAY! We had a rockin' kick-off event at Dragon*Con this afternoon: 43 Junkies showed up to send us off right, with 25 "Property of Krakens Football" tour tee shirts (and a boxful of …
-
The Horror of Fast Food
Click & listen: FAST FOOD HORROR Many of you think fast food is horrible, but did you also know it can be horror? Never ones to pass up marketing opportunities, many fast food franchises are working to provide horror-related menu items. Well, at least I think they should be doing this, so lis …
-
THE ROOKIE: Shipping Hell Week goes on; no story content today
Click here to download this video. Still working away at the Warehouse of Doom™, getting all these pretty orange jewels ready to send out to you Junkies.We're a little bit behind schedule, but catching up today. However, wanted to let you know there'd be no new story content in the feed toda …
-
FridayFix: ROOKIE hardcover unboxing
Click here to download the ROOKIE unboxing video read more » Junkies! I whipped up a lil' video of the first-ever viewing of THE ROOKIE hardcover for this week's Friday Fix™. You enjoy this, I'm heading back to the Warehouse of Doom™ to get more books ready to ship. Remem …
-
AUDIO: Top 10 Horror Movie Cars
Click & listen: TOP 10 HORROR MOVIE CARS:Ah, the American love affair with the car ... well, you know, before that whole "let's take billions and billions of our tax dollars and give them to a private, for-profit enterprise" thing. Bitchin' cars and movies have always gone hand in hand …
-
TITLE FIGHT Round #6
& Listen: TITLE FIGHT, Round Six Deals have been made, but there's always a price to pay. Here we go with the sixth installment of the scifi/mma novella co written with Matt Wallace. Matt takes over the writing duties for this episode, while the vocals are recorded in the angel …
-
FridayFix: GoreLine call-ins
& Listen: JUNKIE CALLS Junkies, here's the latest GoreLine call-ins from all y'all. Remember, if you want to leave a voicemail for your Future Dark Overlord™ and probably get your thoughts into the podcast, call 206-666-4673 (206-666-GORE). Just a quick 20-minute episode to give you your Fr …
-
AUDIO: The Dewey DEATHimal System
Click & listen: DEWEY DEATHIMALS I don't know how many horror films one can shake a stick at, but damn, it would be a lot. And since there are that many horror movies (and more) that come out each year, we need a way to organize them bitches. I give you the Dewey DEATHimal System.EPISODE SPON …
Ancestor
