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AMCTV: Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Vampire Movies
It's Thursday, that means it's time for my weekly bit of HorrorHacker humor. Click here to read the column Now I can forget everything my parents ever taught me, because life's real lessons come from Vampire movies. Edward, Bella, Stephanie Myers and company teach us wisdom from beyond the ages. Oh …
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Audio: Myth + Monster + Movies = Poop
Mythological Monster Movies: Click & ListenYou would think that mythological monsters would make for kick-ass creature features, but you'd be sadly mistaken. I tried to make a top-10 list, and failed. Hopefully you will find my failure humorous. At any rate, my attempt sure as hell can't be any …
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TITLE FIGHT: Round #10
FIGHT, Round Ten - Click & Listen Oh, snap! Did Matt Wallace and the FDO™ surprise your ass with another episode of TITLE FIGHT? By gosh, I think we did, otherwise there wouldn't be an episode here. The unexpected ending that follows the unexpected ending ... listen and enjoy. Or else Matt …
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Dead dude embedded in my face: FDO™ out 3-4 days
Junkies, I'm off to the dentist today. After they put me under (which for me takes way more knock-out juice than any normal human, I'm told), they are going to literally saw into my face and embed a piece of dead dude in my upper jaw. That's right, a piece of some deceased cat's skeleton will be wed …
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AMC: Ten Mythological Creature Features So Bad They're Bad
It's Thursday, that means it's time for my weekly bit of HorrorHacker humor. Click here to read the column With the new CLASH OF THE TITANS trailer busting a move online, it got me to thinking of all the (failed) attempts to make horror movies using mythological creatures. Greek myths, to be precis …
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Audio: Sexism in Horror?
Sexism in Horror? Click & ListenWhen I mention the trite phrase that horror movies are horribly sexist, I bet some female readers of this column shout an instant, fist-pumping "Preach on!" When I clarify that horror movies are horribly sexist against men, that's when those same ladies …
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TITLE FIGHT Round Nine
FIGHT, Round Nine - Click & Listen It's finally here: Korak the Cutter and Chaiyal "The Heretic" North are finally in the caged octagon, in the fight of their lives. This ninth installment of the scifi/mma novella co-written with Matt Wallace brings it all down to fighter vs. f …
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AMCTV: Those horribly sexist horror movies
It's Thursday, that means it's time for my weekly bit of HorrorHacker humor. Click here to read the column You've heard it a thousand times: horror movies are horribly sexist. They are degrading, demoralizing, and send a message to young people that they are not valuable, that they can be used and …
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Audio: Fun Costumes for Killers?
Costumes for Killers? Click & ListenIt's said that all people have inalienable rights. Would that include the inalienable right of trick-or-treating? And if so, are movie slashers eligible to go stalking for candy treats? Well, if Chucky, Jason, Jigsaw and the Scream boys are going to go trick-o …
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TITLE FIGHT Round Eight
FIGHT, Round Eight - Click & Listen It's the eighth installment of the scifi/mma novella co-written by your FDO™ and hard-boiled author Matt Wallace. Korak the Cutter and Chiyal "The Heretic" North are ready to enter the octagon, and all hell is sure to break loose. P …
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FridayFix™: Future of Content Delivery
& Listen: FUTURE OF CONTENT DELIVERY This week's FridayFix has no new story content. Instead, I present a keynote speech I did at the Balticon 2009 convention in May. This is my take on where story-based content delivery is going. That's a fancy way of saying "how will people read …
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Friday Fix™: The FDO™ visits with Dead Robots Society.
Dead Robots Society Friday Fix™: Click & Listen: Dead Robots Society Interviews the FDO™ In advance of NaNoWriMo, we here at Dark ∅verlord Media sat down and planned out all the juicy, tasty tidbits that will be dropping into the feed for the rest of the year. On Fridays I'm goi …
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AMCTV: Halloween costumes for movie slashers
It's Thursday, that means it's time for my weekly bit of HorrorHacker humor. It's said that all people have inalienable rights. Would that include the inalienable right of trick-or-treating? And if so, are movie slashers eligible to go stalking for candy treats? Well, if Chucky, Jason, Jigsaw and th …
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Audio: Is SAW biggest horror franchise evah?
Click & listen: SAW FRANCHISE KING OF HORROR $ With all of the legendary horror franchises out there, have you ever asked yourself: what's the biggest of all time? I mean in SciFi the king is clearly STAR WARS, that's a no-brainer, but when it comes to the beautiful bloodshed, what franchi …
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Get some! 7th SON: DESCENT by J.C. Hutchins
Click on the coverabove to order 7th SON: DESCENT Click here to download 7th SON: DESCENT PDFThere are few harder working writers then the baby-faced bastard known as J.C. Hutchins. Yes, I know, he's my "arch nemesis," but sometimes you have to give credit where credit is due. T …
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AMCTV: Biggest horror movie franchise evah?
It's Thursday, that means it's time for my weekly bit of HorrorHacker humor. With all of the legendary horror franchises out there, have you ever asked yourself: what's the biggest of all time? I mean in SciFi there's Star Wars, that's a no-brainer, but when it comes to the beautiful bloodshed, what …
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Bloodcast: Goreline Calls and more!
& Listen: Goreline Calls October 2009 Hello Junkies! Today there were some technical difficulties at the Office of Doom™ and the previously scheduled story content is unavailable. But because I know how you hate to go without, your benevolent FDO™ threw together a little something for y'all. …
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Friday Fix™: The FDO™ Humanety video interview
For this week's Friday Fix™ I'm linking to Humanety.com's video of the live chat I did with FinalDrive a few months back. It was killer to get to talk live with him, especially since in addition to his own questions, he collected questions from GirlCo, MethPigeon, "Mr. Rocktopi" and more …
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AMCTV: Top-10 High School Horror Flicks
It's Thursday, that means it's time for my weekly bit of HorrorHacker humor. A mind is a terrible thing to waste, unless it's Jon Stewart's alien-controlled melon. Check out the Top Ten horror flicks set in high schools. Like the list? Don't like it? Let me know what you think over at the AMCTV page …
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Audio: 7 Habits of Highly Effective Monster Hunters
Click & listen: 7 HABITS It takes a village? Respect your elders? Obey the rules? Screw that, Junkies, you don't need any of that crap to succeed in life. What you do need is the wisdom conveyed in monster hunter movies. Just a few minutes of horror/humor, and did I use your Twitter name? EPIS …
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