Nobody Likes Onions
It's like taking a cold shower in sarcasm! Hilarious talk about life in general by a couple guys in Florida. Podcasting from Tampa, FL.
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NLO 364: That Old Gag
Its black Friday, and that means youre probably not home to listen to this show. Youre probably in line at some stupid rural Best Buy so you can buy a GPS navigation unit for nine dollars less than retail. Hey, more power to you for your complete surplus of free time and eye for a mediocre deal. In ...
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NLO 363: Turkey Time
Happy Thanksgiving, troopers. On this show we talk about retarded people, fat people, virgins, and a guy that kills himself with a chainsaw. We also have a news story about a judge who tries to teach kids a lesson by making them listen to gay music. I dont know if that is a good punishment or not. I ...
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NLO 362: Natures Candy
Gobble gobble, bitches! Its Thanksgiving week here at the NLO compound. We realize that other people around the world dont really celebrate this holiday. We dont really care, though. One holiday we do celebrate year-round here in the U.S. is indifference toward other cultures and countries. So take ...
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NLO 361: Workout Buddies
Another Friday, and another weekend that youll spend home alone in a puddle of your own filth, eating frozen pizza and drinking strawberry milk. Thats not true. We dont really know you at all. But anyway, heres some audio stuff for your ear holes. We talk about Roy breaking his iPhone, and about som ...
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NLO 360: Space Sucks
Its a milestone show for us here at NLO. The United States is going to have its first black president, and we thought wed beat ol Uncle Sam at his own game. Weve got our first ever black guest in the studio; a long time fan and forum member sits in to observe the show and provide occasional insight. ...
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NLO 359: Write and Wrong
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over ...
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NLO 358: Birthday Blues
Its Patricks birthday and hes unwrapping gifts from dedicated listeners like you. And in typical NLO fashion, hes berating most of them, like the ungrateful jerk that he is. Its all done in good fun, of course, and your generosity is always appreciated. We also talk some news stories, and some other ...
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NLO 357: Rocking the Boat
Ring the bells! Release the doves! Chef and his gal are back from their cruise, and oh the stories were going to hear. Of course, the big news since he left is that Obama won the election. Chef comments on the things to come with the new commander in chief, and of course, we get a little inappropria ...
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NLO 356: Deaf and Dumber
Weve had a few days to think about the Obama thing, and well, were over it. In this show Dagre joins Patrick to talk about different topics, ranging from starting out in standup comedy to finger-banging a deaf girl at your friends wedding right in front of her mother. We also do some news stories an ...
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NLO 355: Obama Drama
It looks like Obama will be painting the White House black, so to speak. Congratulations, black people. Thats what you wanted to hear, isnt it? Sure, YOU didnt do anything. You just happen to be wearing the away jerseys that match the color of your Illinois pretty boy. You dont know what he stands f ...
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NLO 354: Girls Dont Poo
Chefs got a new gal, and hes taking her on a cruise. Im not saying theyre moving fast or anything, but the wedding will probably be sometime this month. In this show, we cover a lot of ground quickly. You know, like a cruise ship does. We offer a buffet of new stories for you to listen to, and youll ...
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NLO 353: Spirits and Spooks
Happy Halloween, kids! Get out the candy corns and pull up a broomstick, because this show is going to have you on the edge of your cauldron. What? That doesnt even make sense. On this show, we talk about Roy and his recent problems at home. Hes an angry, angry man. We also talk with Joel, a paranor ...
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NLO 352: Mod Squad
Its true. The show has gotten a little inside as of late. We talk about fans, we talk about the forums, and it seems a week cant go by without some kind of drama breaking out. Its like the show has become all about the show. Sometimes thats a fun thing, but sometimes it gets old and you just wish th ...
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NLO 351: The Worning
Dont you hate it when people try to make the worst situation out of a good thing? They try to find the negative in any situation. They try to rain on your parade, even though they probably have a point in that you shouldnt be holding a parade in the first place. I mean, come on. Parades? Its 2008. O ...
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NLO 350: Screaming Monkey
On this edition, we talk about Halloween and remember what it was like to be a kid and go trick or treating with a sparkle in our eye. We also talk about some embarrassing sex preferences, some news stories that involve morons (our favorite), and end the show with the capping off of the latest Woot- ...
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NLO 349: Pro Comedy
We talk a lot about comedians on this show. We do that because we like comedy, and we like funny things. But we also like laughing at people who think they are funny, when they are anything but. Thats where a lot of our comedy-making magic comes from; we like to make ourselves feel good by making fu ...
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NLO 348: Falling Starr
Ok, look - making fun of people for being gay, or acting gay, or in general looking gay is easy. Its cheap comedy with laughs at the expense of someone else, and that just isnt what this show is about. Nine years ago when we started out doing this show, we didnt have a microphone to talk in. And yet ...
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NLO 347: Rap Lessons
Happy Monday the thirteenth, everyone. In this show, we take a look at a young budding rap artist by the name of CJizzle. We think the C stands for Cal, or Cory, or some other douchy hipster name. We listen to a few songs by this up-and-coming lyrical mogul and compare his work with some other pop a ...
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NLO 346: Hitler Petite
Have you ever been driving down the road and hit a baby kitten with your car? It must be a horrible thing to have to live with. In this show, Patrick talks about possibly killing a baby kitten, plus some news stories, like the one about the robber who used craigslist.com to help him get away. Theres ...
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NLO 345: Nathan Slade is a Liar
Its our return to live shows and weve got a doozy for you. We talk about several stories recently in the news, like a guy who punishes himself when hes mad at his girlfriend, a senator who thinks hurricane names arent black enough, and more. We also listen to some more audio from singers who should ...
Nobody Likes Onions
